heathen! it’s a pika! they’re not mice (rodents), they’re lagomorphs (bunnies). they live on top of mountains, because they’re from back in the ice age, and only mountain tops have the appropriate climate anymore.
they don’t hibernate in the winter, so they spend the summer gathering flowers and hay they dry their crops in the sun and then store them in underground burrows to eat all winter.
they also hop around and shout “meep meep meep” at you
College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-
White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]
Reddit user Kappnfalcon works in a small store as a stocker. Some unusual stuff has happened in his place of work. Black footprints have been appearing overnight. The footprint sizes range from adult to child. Sometimes they lead a trail into the walls and other times they lead nowhere. They have motion detectors and cameras that never catch anything.
They often appear overnight, but he has seen them appear mid-day behind the cash register where only workers are allowed. Both him and his manager have seen the footprints, but have no idea who they belong to.